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Marines -

TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.75/5

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asiandud3606 - December 11, 2012, 7:52 pm
I think the Marines might of ruff him up on that one
1998154 - July 20, 2012, 11:50 am
to be honest i feel a little bad for the guy. i am suprise he has balls left to.
deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:01 am
for some reason that guy is going to wish he had not done it.
docsmith060708 - December 27, 2011, 8:33 am
yeah but you couldn't read all of the last one
Maddness - November 17, 2011, 3:42 pm
Isnt this a repost?

Guide for cross service jargon -

TAGS: army marines airforce
Rating: 4.74/5

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ls1966 - December 13, 2012, 12:04 am
I retired From the Army after 23 Years, E-9 (CSM) 6 Tours an I realize this is for fun and humor. It is kind of like family, I can pick on my brother and sister however let an outsider do it! Hoo Ahh ..
blackdeath159 - June 26, 2012, 2:15 am
Hmmm.... don't the SEAL's call PJ's when they need help?
Pcat - April 24, 2012, 2:43 pm
I actually dont like the A-10....Bad rep for killing Marines....I prefer the AC-130
66gt40lm - April 21, 2012, 12:01 pm
There are people that do actually do **** in the AF, I just hate the reputation that the nonners got the AF. It's funny, though, because I actually do something in the AF. That A-10 you love so much is in the air because of me.
jedimonk - April 16, 2012, 2:06 pm
Work smarter, not harder; Unless you are incapable of the first.
GrandGremlin - April 16, 2012, 12:29 pm
I am just glad that I served with the 1% of Americans who volunteered for military service. I have served with members from all branches. All contributed to the defense of the U.S. Constitution. I wish to take nothing away from any US veteran.
Pcat - April 16, 2012, 10:09 am
Your sir are either a civilian or a POG in the AF. Either im glad I joined the Marines and not some branch of service that turns out service members as soft as marshmallows Semper Fi
OTC - April 16, 2012, 5:27 am
I'm not mad and I didn't bother with AF either, I went straight to the Marines.
cdc120602 - April 16, 2012, 2:03 am
Missed a perfect ASVAB score by one point. Proud Army veteran, thanks.
celticairborne - April 16, 2012, 12:54 am
66, don't speak unless you have anyclue what you're talking about. I bet my ASVAB is much higher than yours and most of the Air Force. I joined the Army because I wanted to do something. And AF SO=joke. I've been working joint SO for the last 8 years.
50cal - April 15, 2012, 9:16 pm

Everybody thinks the grass is greener on the other side. Only upside of airforce is base housing and better golf courses. Other then that it the same as any other. If you want to go there AF spec has limited participation in ops headed by ASF and Seals ;)
66gt40lm - April 15, 2012, 9:03 pm
Silly people from the Marines and Army get mad because they can't get into the Air Force. I guess getting a higher score on the ASVAB really does help. It's not like it's hard to do, why do they complain? Also, AF Spec Ops>other branch Spec Ops any day.

Guide to Hand Signals -

Epic win -

TAGS: marine
Rating: 4.7/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 5:01 pm
Yes. Which is why this is so d*** funny. Because even with the PC punks waiting to paperwork to death anyone who dares to step out of line, every last Marine would be thinking about the same d*** thing. Or worse.
USMCluke - May 19, 2013, 2:15 am
you never met a marine before
realogic - February 14, 2013, 12:30 pm
Actually what you said needs to be updated.. No NPR journalist, or US general would do this ANYMORE. We live in too politically correct of a time for such truth to be spoken.
arsanlupin - January 9, 2013, 9:49 am
While funny as hell, this post is a hoax. The interview quoted never happened. No NPR journalist AND no US general would be so stupid.


Cooking bacon like a boss -

TAGS: win bacon rifle range
Rating: 4.79/5

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MashiMashi - November 16, 2011, 9:23 pm
awesome awesome

That's too funny! -

TAGS: car horn win
Rating: 4.86/5

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A little home protection.... -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.71/5

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awesomerice - December 29, 2011, 6:03 pm
What wears out springs are cycles of compression and expansion and also over-compression. Stored loaded magazines as such cause less problems then cycled mags and my guess is that they haven't been cycled much. Science.
50cal - August 20, 2011, 11:38 am

the only bad thing is that if that person is actually storing the ammo already loaded then he is going to have some real problems, double feeds, no feed, etc... spring in them are not that good to store like that.
sear3489 - August 8, 2011, 8:17 pm
i guess that will have to do

New awards -

Navy gives what little girl???!!!! -

TAGS: navy marine fail
Rating: 4.97/5

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arcticfalcon662 - September 25, 2012, 7:46 am
LOL LOLLY LOL LOLZ!!! conclusive proof that the UN will not win the afghan war
rerun - September 1, 2011, 8:24 pm
I knew a woman who was in the Navy, Susin is right.

Times are rough! -

Reporter Fail, Marine win -

Win -

TAGS: army win
Rating: 4.34/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 8:10 pm
Not a Marine, not A Sailor, Not a Fighter Pilot. Only a Paratrooper from Eighty-Second Airborne would have the stones to do this. "Gory gory what a helluva way to die!"
GroPlea - July 14, 2012, 11:37 pm
Big win Soldier! I know this pic has been around for a while but, you prove that our military members are superior in every way to the political elites who try to use you in the most shameless and opportunistic fashion...

Germany, work hard party hard.... -

TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.18/5

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Now that is an awesome grill!! -

TAGS: pistol grill cookout army win
Rating: 5/5

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AMarinesGrandson - April 12, 2013, 12:58 am

Know the price that is paid -

EOD prank -

Concertina wire sucks to put up...... -

TAGS: army marines
Rating: 4.82/5

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vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:55 pm
Ugh... I remember Tina, was a pain in the 4th poc...
awesomerice - December 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
demonstration on the purpose of c-wire?

lol -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.67/5

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And the resistance begins.... -

TAGS: resistance begins
Rating: 4.75/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 6:39 am
@ bkaraus --- Why not the 0bama administration is ignoring laws that they do not want to enforce.
Cyberhagen - August 10, 2014, 12:33 pm
counter terrorism measures, but eagerly throw all that out the window when it's about Americans themselves keeping their right to bear arms.
Cyberhagen - August 10, 2014, 12:32 pm
Yes he does. The "law" he is choosing to rebuff is new and unconstitutional. Funny how so many leftists will proudly cite Benjamin Franklin's famous "Those who would sacrifice liberty for a little temporary security deserve neither" when arguing against
Cyberhagen - August 10, 2014, 12:32 pm
Yes he does. The "law" he is choosing to rebuff is new and unconstitutional. Funny how so many leftists will proudly cite Benjamin Franklin's famous "Those who would sacrifice liberty for a little temporary security deserve neither" when arguing against
bkaraus - August 25, 2013, 12:30 am
Sorry chief, but you don't get to pick and choose the laws you enforce. You don't like it? Vote or quit or both. Either way, quit your crying.

The Final Inspection -


TAGS: usmc marine corps jarhead leatherneck
Rating: 4.48/5

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jedimonk - January 13, 2012, 3:58 pm
Yea or they will urinate on your maggoty corpse! Thats the marine way.

MI -


TAGS: us marine corps
Rating: 4.88/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 6:49 am
@ s1rv --- Actually it is liberals that believe that violating our rights makes the children safer that have deformity of the brain. But thanks for telling use what you would do if you had a gun.
Greeny - August 10, 2015, 7:14 pm
A stimulating, lucid & timely response; thank you for affording this brief moment of sarcasm.
s1rv - August 9, 2015, 3:53 am
It seems you conservative types suffer from some kind of deformities of the p**** and brain. Seriously, if the government wanted to take your guns, they would have them already. Your AR won't hold of an army, but it can mow down schoolchildren.
Ramdog6 - August 24, 2013, 6:04 pm
OOO-RAH indeed! I am a retired Army puke, but I share your views. Amen,brother.

The stash -

TAGS: stash marines fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 12, 2013, 11:06 pm
Hipsters in the military.
brendanh - December 4, 2012, 8:39 pm
Of course it would be the Marines screwing around.

Army -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.72/5

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50cal - August 20, 2011, 11:09 am

Yeah the ride back woes smell like it was full of a**.... ask the flight crew!
dirtydisco - August 18, 2011, 4:38 pm
OK who Farted???????

marines spreading the ashes of a fallen friend -

Safety briefing..... -

Sign of the times -

TAGS: times funding
Rating: 4.5/5

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Chigosi - March 14, 2013, 6:31 am
He's entitled to his opinion, but not to disgrace the uniform and violate the UCMJ. I didn't ask what his opinion was, of the President. Can you see the difference, Scro? You're about as clever as the guy that made this POS, meme
nicholsjoshua15 - March 13, 2013, 2:31 pm
Robert Lee Ermey, has already said he doesn't like Mister Obama.
Frostweld - March 12, 2013, 8:52 am
Very disrespectful. Wonder what Ermey thinks about your using his image to insult the Commander-n-Chief?
Frostweld - March 12, 2013, 8:44 am
Finally, Close Loopholes in Capital Gains - 174 Billion All that without touching Seniors/Veterans/Children
Frostweld - March 12, 2013, 8:42 am
Raise Soc Sec Wage Cap to $170,000 - 457 Billion Return to Clinton era Tax Rate 36%-39.6% Top Rate - 442 Billion Return to Progressive Estate Tax - 330 Billion Negotiate Medicare Drug Prices - 220 Billion Reduce Overseas Military Bases by 20% - 200 Billio
Frostweld - March 12, 2013, 8:41 am
Very ambiguous of you. Wall Street Transaction Tax (0.25%) - 1,800 Billion Eliminate Corporate Tax Loopholes - 1,240 Billion 45%-49% Tax Rates for 1 Million to 1 Billion+ - 872 Billion DoD Strategic Cuts to Bloated Military - 519 Billion
50cal - March 4, 2013, 6:42 pm

Already did as a matter of fact, it lack all details on where the money to pay for new programs is coming from and the only thing it really stated is taxes are going up. I stay current on these things since my job is directly effected by these things.
Frostweld - March 3, 2013, 11:06 am
The proposed budget that people like you say "we" don't have has always been on the White House Web site, to look at. Is that too hard for you to do?
MashiMashi - February 20, 2013, 11:37 am
All the less soldiers to go Door to door getting everyones guns...
50cal - January 22, 2013, 11:07 am

4 years.... long time to not have a budget even proposed let alone raise the debt limit.
falloutghoul - January 18, 2013, 8:21 am
Don't blame him, blame Congress.

Priceless -

TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.8/5

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vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:57 pm
falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 1:25 pm
Thank you MasterCard.

Why the branches have communication issues between them -

A great story -

oh yeah -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.82/5

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USMC rank structure -

how it really is -

Snipers -

Awesome -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.95/5

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MadCat151 - March 18, 2013, 10:05 am
Stay strong man!
brujahghoul - September 25, 2011, 7:48 pm

The Colt M1911 45 Caliber Semi Automatic Pistol -

TAGS: m1911 stopping power
Rating: 4.83/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 21, 2013, 6:50 pm
I like something I can carry in my coat. I do have long arms Remington 870, AR15, and a Remington 700.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 21, 2013, 6:48 pm
To each his own.
ipaprime - February 20, 2013, 8:11 am
12g works for me
falloutghoul - February 19, 2013, 7:37 pm
I prefer a .357, or a 9mm.

Don't do it.... -

TAGS: army navy marines airforce
Rating: 4.95/5

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Doc03911 - April 23, 2012, 8:48 pm
Saw that in the Stan

Marines at a gun fight -

TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.87/5

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Infantry -

Marine bumper stickers! -

TAGS: marine bumper stickers
Rating: 4.63/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:57 pm
US Marines - I LOVE the smell of gunpowder ANYTIME!
simplegenius - July 2, 2012, 9:08 pm
US Marines- when it absolutely, positively needs to be DESTROYED overnight!

Got to love DARPA -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.39/5

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thedesertfox - August 21, 2014, 6:56 am
if only

Truth! -

TAGS: weapons chaingun
Rating: 4.76/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 5:53 pm
how do you know which ones are zombies and which ones are yanks
realogic - January 10, 2013, 7:46 pm
WHat if you had a giant bonfire of marijuana with some fans and sent the smoke their way. Then left bags of brains flavoured doritos.


TAGS: kill terrorist backflipping hatchet attack
Rating: 4.88/5

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Pikeman - July 15, 2013, 9:23 am
If you can hit the target with a hatchet you can hit it with a pistal sh**. but the hatchet is a lot safe to be in the same county with when they are just learning.
Pikeman - July 15, 2013, 9:21 am
@falloutghoul Probably Russia.
falloutghoul - October 12, 2011, 6:34 pm
Where does this take place?

Marines -

TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.71/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 4:16 pm
"Do not feed" Hee!

Funny Gruntworks! -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.96/5

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Murphy's of Combat -

TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.91/5

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Oh silly marines! -

Man's best friend! -

TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.82/5

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dudeishehot - February 22, 2012, 10:10 am
Seen those before, you toss them in the window before you kick the door in

How you wind up with PTSD!!! -

Clip vs Magazine -

Marines Of The Old Breed, Hard Fighting, Hard Living, And Hard Dying. -

Happiness -

Epic -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.4/5

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Can you say win! -

TAGS: pilots airforce win
Rating: 4.88/5

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66gt40lm - March 30, 2013, 2:41 pm

Awesome AR15! -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.16/5

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spcdylan - June 27, 2012, 1:47 pm
isn't this the AR made on that American Guns or whatever that show is???
DoucheNugget - January 21, 2012, 4:20 pm
Airsoft makes them.

Lmao! -

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Rating: 3.78/5

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Forever a soldier -

Geronimo! -

Give it up for the rocket launcher! -

Awesome mail box -

TAGS: marine
Rating: 4.97/5

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50cal - August 26, 2011, 9:54 am

shoot! putting a full rack in a mail box would be tough!
Pcat - August 26, 2011, 6:43 am
lmfao....looks like someone never got deployed

Awesome cammo -

TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.94/5

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tobillama - November 10, 2011, 2:42 pm
i agree i just went through basic and we begged for it to be harder.
50cal - August 6, 2011, 10:58 am

If it gets uploaded to the web, they will always show up again and again!
caffeined1 - August 5, 2011, 11:49 pm
This Superstallion was painted back during Desert Shield. We were able to get four Helos painted like this before our CO told us to stop. Can't believe how these pictures still get around twenty years later.
50cal - August 4, 2011, 12:22 am

Its getting bad, turning into a soft military... Hardcore will lose its meaning soon and ****bag will be the norm.
Pcat - August 4, 2011, 12:01 am
yah the PC crap is just retarded these days...and now since they're gunna repeal DADT its gunna be worse
50cal - August 3, 2011, 11:20 pm

I agree, in the army we could not have posters up in your room of women in certain attire, our lack there of.....
Pcat - August 3, 2011, 9:15 pm
Can't believe the Marines that actually did this got into trouble for it......stupid PC bull crap

Preach it Pastor -

TAGS: mahinegun
Rating: 4.79/5

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 9:42 pm
The muslims think it is a holy war.

Brothers at arms -

Marine? -

TAGS: fail marine
Rating: 4.85/5

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gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 1:46 am
Waitin' for the FLOTUS to show us how to eat right.

Beware of mans best friend! -

I know a few people who are like this! -

TAGS: dadd win
Rating: 4.41/5

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Pilots -

Awesome! -

Marine Dog does not like your cadence -

Pack a little heat? -

TAGS: armored truck ammo win
Rating: 4.38/5

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Veritas - July 15, 2013, 7:52 am
Now that my friends is overkill. Plain and simple.
curlyrocks - July 8, 2013, 4:17 pm
You guys should leave the whole vehicle decoration thing to us stoners and hippies. Or teens with sweet vans. This just looks g**.
NobodySpecial - July 2, 2013, 10:56 pm
Isn't it marvelous that people no longer feel the need to hide their ***uality. However a T shirt saying "I take it in the b***" would probably be more subtle

Medals of Veterans -

Letters from home -

Tactical Retreat -

Awesomeness -

TAGS: bike mini guns
Rating: 4.62/5

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willystuff - April 4, 2014, 7:58 pm

Nice! -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.43/5

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Whats next! -

TAGS: win bcu
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - December 14, 2012, 9:27 am
You know that somewhere there is a Command Sergeant Major looking at this and thinking "....hmmmmm....this may not be a bad idea..."

New Air Force Awards -

Soldier up! -

That is epic! -

TAGS: gi hose army van win
Rating: 4.69/5

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willystuff - April 4, 2014, 8:42 pm
due to budget cut

What an ad mistake! -

TAGS: fail ads army marines
Rating: 4.07/5

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armymike30 - June 21, 2014, 12:29 pm
it isn't a mistake, that is how the Army Reserve targets former Marines...

Service -

TAGS: army marines
Rating: 4.83/5

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GroPlea - July 14, 2012, 10:54 pm
Semper Fidelis Canini

Teach them young! -

TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.94/5

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arcticfalcon662 - September 26, 2012, 6:05 am
What the hell?!

Artillery -

Funny -

Captured by G. Lucas -

Budget cuts! -

TAGS: army marines funding
Rating: 4.86/5

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Foxrecon19thDivision - December 30, 2017, 4:23 am
Rick, here's my CONTACT INFO: I go under the handle foxrecon19d at Politifake.org Real name is Christopher Edward Stoneking, Age: 61 ADDRESS: 8507 Monument Oak Boerne, TX 78015-6514 PHONE:(830)303-1158 EMAIL: [email protected] [email protected]
animebug - June 22, 2016, 2:56 pm
Or taxpayers are still making payments on it
animebug - June 22, 2016, 2:55 pm
Proof the military never gets rid of anything

Epic win! -

New item to add to your field bag -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.87/5

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Funny -

This is awesome! -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.83/5

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Love the holidays! -

Win -

TAGS: win
Rating: 4.58/5

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New urban trainer -

Navy on a budget -

TAGS: navy win launcher
Rating: 5/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 6:05 pm
more refugees heading for britain

1AD -

50cal -

Brit tankers tea time..... -

Wicked! -